25 February 2007

Planet Of The Apes: A Not Too Distant Future

It has been discovered that there are chimpanzees that hunt with spears. I don't know about you but this scares the shit out of me. They use these spears to hunt other primates. This could be the beginning of our downfall. How soon until they are hunting with guns? I feel it is imperative to our survival that we round up and kill all these "armed" chimpanzees. Chimps learn from the alpha females in the group. This means that soon all the chimp tribes will be privy to this technology.

1 comment:

GeorgeCostanza'sNumberOneFan said...

On the bright side, it is good to know that if humans become extinct, and we don't wipe out the chimps on the way out, that we won't have to wait a century for animals to use tools for violence and in a few million years we might have human like creatures on the earth again. The big question. would they evolve to be very similar to humans of today or would they be different (maybe even superior)?