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02 January 2008

Tila Tequila Dumps Bobby Banhart


Ms. Tequila pumps booby...I mean dumps Bobby

Tila "Tequila" Nguyen has cut loose her painstakingly and publicly vetted beau. Did she end the affair so that she could do another season of (sur?)reality tv show Shot At Love? Shockingly Brett Michael's reality-TV-based relationship has suffered a similar fate. Brett and Tila don't have a good business model... they have the perfect one. If you are a promiscious star, with no real desire to settle down then this is the best thing since ruffies. Get yourself a reality dating show. The worst case scenario is you actually fall in love, get married and don't do a season two.

It's a serious consideration: keep the significant other or do it all over again on season two (or three). Apparently a Season Two beat out poor Bobby for Tila's heart. The same goes for the pink haired hottie, Jes Rickleff, formerly with Brett. She totally loved Brett and was definitely the best girl on the show, personality-wise and looks-wise.
I guess no one can leave so much potential lovin' on the table. These aren't A-list stars, so maybe the money and the continued lime-light are factors too, but I'm sure they are not complaining about the copious ass either. Bret Michaels slept with maybe every woman on his show. I think they started with 16 contestants. And Tila (whose show I didn't watch until the end) probably did the same, but with men and women.

The only issue is STDs. I guess they either test for STDs before the show, they have some vaccines that are kept from the public per Jesus' instructions or maybe they already have cirrhosis and warts and they just don't sweat it.

The whole American sexual marketplace is so laissez-unfair. Maybe the market needs to be regulated by some sort of central beaurocracy: sex-politburo, or maybe just a safety-net of sex-food stamps, or boudiour-unemployment insurance. I guess that is just not how it works in the US. Everyone wants certain people so bad, they get all the lovin' they want, while the rest of us settle for monogamy and sex toys.